Drunkenhood and Humblepie: A Broke, Single Man’s Cookbook (Recipe #14: El Desperado)

I’m flat broke. Nothing in the apartment.

1 Bottle of Mexican coke ($1.50)
1 Chocolate Chip Poundcake ($.75)

Go to your nearest bodega. Get the above ingredients. Eat them. Pretend your full and go to sleep early.

The Verdict:
Sugar. Nightmares.